论花样作死 我只服……
关于作死曾有这样一幅对联,如下
上联:no zuo no die why you cry
下联:you try you die don't ask why
横批: just do it
曾经我们也分享过一则关于作死的创意广告名叫《吉百利奶油彩蛋要自杀》,Cadbury向我们展示奶油彩蛋的各种作死方法。今天,再为大家推荐一支“曲风小清新,歌词很暴力,萌到一脸血,画风重口味”的作死新篇章《蠢蠢的死法》(来自热心网友:OD168的推荐)
这是澳大利亚墨尔本铁路运输公司Metro Trains为宣传铁路安全而制作的一个公益广告,因为那里一年里有979人掉落轨道。《蠢蠢的死法》里列举了21种蠢蠢的死法,以吐槽那些因自作聪明而命丧黄泉的人。你觉得哪种蠢蠢的死法最蠢呢?
这则公益广告,无疑是公益广告中的精品,如果你对公益广告很感兴趣,不防去看看《论公益广告的正确姿势》,它可以让你对公益广告有一个全面的改观。
附《蠢蠢的死法Dump ways to die》中英文对照文案(歌词):
set fire to your hair 放火烧你的头发
poke a stick at a grizzly bear 拿根棍子戳灰熊
eat medicine that's out of date 吃上一堆过期的药
use your private parts as Piranha bait 用私处去钓食人鱼
dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
get ya(your) toast out with a fork 用叉子去(烤面包机里)拿吐司
do your own electrical work 电工活儿你自己来
teach yourself how to fly 自学飞机怎么开
eat a two-week-old unrefrigrated pie 吃一块两星期都没放冰箱的派
dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
invite a psycho killer inside 把杀人狂请进门
scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride 在毒贩的新车上划道痕
take your helmet off in outer space 在外太空脱下你的头盔
use a cloth dryer as a hiding place 悄悄地躲在干衣机里
dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
keep a rattle snake as a pet 养只响尾蛇当宠物
sell both the kidneys on the internet 把两个肾都在网上卖掉
eat a tube of super glue 吃上一管万能胶
I wonder what's this red button do 我想知道这个红色按钮是干啥用的
dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
dress up like a moose during hunting season 在狩猎季节里扮成一头驼鹿
disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason 闲着没事惹一窝马蜂
stand on the edge of a train station platform 站在火车站的站台边缘
drive around the boomgates at a level crossing 开车绕过铁轨前的禁行栏杆
run across the tracks between the platforms 冲过火车站台之间的铁轨
they may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly be 它们虽然不押韵却很可能是
the dumbest ways to die 最蠢的死法
dumbest ways to die 最蠢的死法
dumbest ways to die 最蠢的死法
so many dumb 好多种蠢蠢的
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法